Anonymous asked: Yo i heard you stink? Do you?
Yes. Very bad. Wanna smell?
this ones for all the porn bots following me:
tity
how do u be an adult
ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it
what
the briefcase
ya gotta fuck the briefcase
* on a date * soo… whats your favourite meme?
SHE SAID “GHOST OPEN YOUR MOUTH” AND DID OMG 😳😳
How to know your house is haunted 21st century style.
(Source: thecommonchick.com)
Idioms are historic memes that achieved legendary status
A E S T H E T I C
i’m junior
he’s so sweet. he was really trying to close the pizza box correctly. junior is a nice kid and i am his biggest fan.
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again